Wednesday, 15 June 2011

why are you Fat!!!!


this is a new and quite different subject. As I have a hobby of writing subjective couplets and poems,
My friend Dr Chirag Chovatia gave me a long list of reasons which people usually come up with when it comes to loose weight and get well into shape.
So with sarcasm and honest comments, a small poem for FAT people ...

Obesity!!!!

Are you sure, you don’t like exercise?
Neither you are healthy, nor wise
You say- can’t lose when hit by thyroid
Exercise is not what you play on your android!

Weighing extra pounds will not make you healthy
Neither will it convey your family is wealthy
Eating bakeries and refined flour simply makes you junkie
Do you really think largest (XXL) size is hippie and funky??

Why should you excuse that you are not having time?
I guess losing weight by walking is better than spending dime!
Some defence giving medicine overdose and operation,
Come on; don’t show injuries as weight gain and redemption

Have brunch and supper that is cooked at home
Your class will be same if you go to roam
You should not have weighed more than 7.5 pounds at birth
Please get rid of the little extra pressure from earth

Well toned and shape is appreciated by all
Fits your attires with no loophole
Simplifies eating cake and supper wine
With no sugar and cholesterol, life is divine